Archive for the ‘Jokes’ Category

I NEED….

Saturday, November 15th, 2008

This week has been very demanding and thankfully, productive. The week was almost ending and i discovered i had not written a single post, so i decided against all odds to do so. I’ll make this a very brief one. (more…)

MEDICAL PROBLEM

Monday, November 3rd, 2008

Here’s a joke i read earlier today and i thought to share with us all to start the week with:

An old woman came into her doctor’s office and confessed to an embarrassing problem. “I do that all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they’re soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I’ve been here, I did it no less than twenty times. What can I do?” (more…)

LUCK WITH LADIES :-)

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008

Here’s a joke i read and i felt to share it with you guys. Who knows? It just might help someone. Read on…

A man walked into a therapist’s office looking very depressed. “Doc, you’ve got to help me. I can’t go on like this.”

“What’s the problem?” the doctor inquired.

“Well, I’m 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away.” (more…)

TO MOTHERS…..

Friday, June 6th, 2008

This article is to appreciate mothers for the good work they do ensure there’s sanity in the home. I acknowledge especially mothers who are also career women. It’s been said that females are good at multi-tasking.

A friend in her mail to me today told me that her toddler son is an institution! It takes so much energy - emotional, physical, mental….etc, to be at one’s best in all these. Here’s a story that kind of captures it. Enjoy!

One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. (more…)

M-O-N-E-Y!

Monday, April 21st, 2008

Here’s one joke to start the week with…..

An 18 year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, “Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!” The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. (more…)